Grandkids in Church

Written by on August 5, 2012 in Laugh Out Loud with 0 Comments

3 YEAR-OLD JADIN -

“Our Father, who does art in heaven, Harold is His name…Amen”

JASON’S TEARS and FEARS -

After the Christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.  His father asked him three times what was wrong.  Finally, the boy replied, “That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys.”

THE BEACH and HEAVEN -

A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand…”Daddy, what happened to him?” the son asked.  “He died and went to Heaven,” the Dad replied.  The boy thought a moment and then asked, “Did God throw him back down?”

Sh-h-h-h! -

A Sabbath school teacher asked her own children as they were on the way to church, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”  Her son replied, “Because all the old people are sleeping.”

 

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