THE ‘TV’ ENCOUNTER
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the channels. She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’ I said, ‘Dust.’ And then the fight started…
THE ANNIVERSARY HINT
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our up coming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds. ‘I bought a scale. And then the fight started…
THE BROKEN LAWN MOWER
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn’t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, and playing golf. There was always something more important to me. Finally, she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, ‘When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.’ And then the fight started… The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
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